What's black and white...

... and red all over?

A penguin with sunburn of course. (My Tom Smith's Christmas Cracker of 1978 told me so, so it must be true....)

Not that these fellas have sunburn. Oh, no (even though they do live in California...) - they are far too delightfully penguin-tastic for that...

Oh - and having watched EastEnders may I just say that having Pat do to Patrick what Frank did to her (you know the full frontal flasher thing as a precursor to illicit decrepit shagging *shudder*) is appallingly lazy writing: they should put that one back in the plot cupboard sharpish and not take it out until, oh... ever. *feels queasy at the thought of ever seeing that hoary old device again... and the flashing too*

[Look, I can't do relentless gloom. A fair bit of seemingly endless gloom, I'll admit - but relentless? *Makes strange "thrpppfft" noise* Now that would be a bit much.]

6 comments:

30-Something said...

I tell you what IS lazy writing; NOT having Stacy puke her ring up right there beside the car she was hiding behind.

Aine said...

Urgh, the Pat/Patrick thing is just vomit inducing, isn't it?

*shudder*

c'lam said...

oh my god.

poor stacy may well end up celibate for life after that.

Random Reflections said...

I don't generally watch EastEnders but have seen it a few times of late and the Pat/ Patrick storyline just makes me want to cringe.

And as for Pat flashing last night. Words fail me...

funny thing said...

I haven't got a telly:)
Doesn't sound like I'm missing much.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in corridors?











(a nun with a spear through her head)

Aine said...

Oh God, that is truly sick. :D