I did a foolish thing today.
While drying myself after a shower I took a long look at myself in the mirror. (I've lost almost six stones this year - at least I
fit in the mirror these days...)
Oh dear.
My arse now resembles that of a somewhat hard-living elephant, albeit slightly less grey.
Bum...
5 comments:
Life lesson #567: mirrors should always be positioned in dark areas of the home, for those ass moments. Mine is. Mine HAS to be.
I don`t think anyone is ever happy with their rear end.
oh my
5 stone?
go you
As long as it doesn't smell like one I can't see the problem
If god ever meant for us to look at our asses, he would have given us eyes in the back of our heads...
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