Go Tufty!

I love red squirrels, they taste so nutty they are so iconic and full of russet-whiskery cuteness, so I was much heartened to hear that they would appear to be developing an immunity to the deadly squirrel pox, carried by the grey squirrels.

Worst piece of unintentional journalese I've heard related to this story?

Newsreader: So does this mean we will see an increase in numbers of red squirrels across the UK?
Location Hack: Well, they're not out of the woods yet...

No, they aren't.
They are squirrels.
They live in the bloody woods.
Give me strength...