It’s a sad state of affairs when you lose sleep over internet-type questions…
I’m still in a state of blog-constipation and question-flavoured blog laxatives aren’t really working…. Regardless, I’ll have ago at answering. My apologies for having taken so long.
What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to someone you know ?
It’s not really my place to say, but I do know of someone who, when being assessed for a teacher training assignment, went to great lengths to ensure the kiddliwinks understood the gravity of the situation so he could achieve a pass for classroom management. The childer were lamblike and obedient- quaking, almost- throughout the lesson and m’colleague trotted up expectantly to the assessor at the end of the lesson. As hoped the lesson was a success, however the assessor had placed a large question mark at the end of his notes. M’colleague was more than a little concerned and enquired as to why he had been queried. He was met with the response, “Well, you taught with your flies open throughout the lesson - I was wondering if it was a deliberate act of intimidation.”
Apart from being embarrassed, he was mightily chuffed at the thought that whatever filled his boxers could intimidate anyone…
Will you remember to feed Bob too? And will you not mind that the flat's a mess(I slept in), and not tell everyone what a midden I am? Please. Oh, I think I've just done that... *bah*
Yes; not at all; *discreet silence*. Er….
... most embarrassing sexual anecdote?
Oh C'mon, what else did you expect from me eh ;-)
Personally, I’ve never been embarrassed. Things have been awkward sometimes, I’ve almost dislocated limbs and all, but I’ve not been embarrassed. *Shrug* Maybe I really am shameless… A former flat mate’s boyfriend almost had his todger ripped off by an angry cat, but as for me…sorry!
What an interesting opportunity… However, I shall attempt to keep my questions to things that are not *too* unsavoury.
We’ll start in the work related sphere:
-What is the worst/ most inappropriate thing/ biggest lie you have ever told in a job interview?
“Celluloid is a fun word to make with your mouth.” *cringe*
-Did you ever do anything to one of your students that in retrospect was a little cruel/ evil?
No. It would be unethical. Honestly! I do have some professional integrity!
- On the last day of a job have you ever done anything really naughty?
Apart from nick some envelopes? No…God, I sound terribly responsible, don't I?
On another note – are there weird things you find yourself doing or saying when you are alone?
I mutter almost constantly, but even I don’t listen to myself so I have no idea!
What's your favourite way of spending a Sunday morning?
A lot of it would be in bed, snuggling with Theo... followed by scrambled egg and smoked salmon bagels with a vast mug of tea…then some idling and lounging. Maybe being fed chocolates. Maybe a newspaper to peruse. I’m a simple soul.
If you were able to push the rewind button on the life you have lived so far, how would you live it differently?
This question has troubled me. There are so many points at which I would maybe think, “Change that, alter this” but then I wouldn’t have had the experiences – good and bad - that have made me the person I am. For all my faults, insecurities, massive fuck-ups and small triumphs, I’m OK as the person I have become. I would quite like to have a quick peek at the teenage me - just for a giggle, and to wince at the appalling self-consciousness and fashion choices I made at the time. (For a literary example of this phenomenon, I would refer you to Henry Normal’s prose poem “Love Like Hell”)
What's your first memory and why do you think it stuck?
Hmm. I was about 18 months old. I remember the man from which my Dad bought his second hand Volkswagen Caravette. He was a butcher with a Dick Dastardly moustache and a stripy apron. He waved us goodbye. I remember the tweedy seats of the Caravette and lying on my back looking at the trees overhead as we drove back to our “new” council house. I have no idea why it has stuck, but it has.
Cherry Charger or Mango, Lemon and Ginger Infusion?
Mango, Lemon and Ginger of course. Cherry Charger tastes of wet sock.
4 comments:
Nice answers.
I think, however, that it is possible to come up with a few more questions...
Is there anything that makes you sing a song in your head any time you see/ do it?
Are there any celebrities that you irrationally hate?
Do you have a favourite song, if so, what is it?
Do you have favourite book/ author, if so what/ who?
Do you have any conspiracy theories?
Do you have any talents that not many other people have?
Do you have any special powers?
I’ll actually give you examples for a couple of them on my blog tomorrow in case you are not quite sure what I mean. Although you may, of course, interpret the questions in any way that you wish.
I hope all is well with you.
What would you change if you had a change button?
Apologises if my previous question troubled you. Hope this one won't.
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You have been asked to participate as a housemate for Channel 4's Big Brother 2007 with the chance of winning £100k.
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Would you take up their offer?
Ach, I'll answer these beggars after the weekend.... Right now I'd just growl and be terse. Bah...
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