Replacing brushes with breasts: when "This Morning with Fern and Phil" gets surreal

Replacing brushes with breasts
(Safe for work, oddly enough)

Er... I thought I was just having another one of those fevered hallucinatory mornings -snoozing comfortably in my duvet-nest, tripping-out on the Sunset Yellow in the Lucozade- when I heard Fern Britton suggesting she might try setting her embonpoint at it this weekend....

*thinks*

Cor...